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#21 LethalGhost

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Отправлено 27 January 2015 - 15:20

God save the Shap
(Боже Шепку храни)

Боже, Шепку храни!
Шпротный, державный,
Властвуй на славу, на славу нам!
Властвуй на страх врагам,
Лид Православный!
Боже, Шепа, Шепку храни!

Боже, Шепку храни!
Шердявому долги дни
Дай на Анимуси! Дай на Анимуси!
Билдо строителю,
Блека хранителю,
Кнопок лишителю — всё ниспошли!

Богом нам данный
Анимус славный,
Боже, храни! Боже, храни!
Пинга дай стройного,
Онлайна достойного!
А группу вконтактную прочь отжени!

Педальство бранное,
Друзьями избранное,
Боже, храни! Боже, храни!
Спрайтокрасителям,
Кода пилителям,
Картостроителям долгие дни!

Мирных воителей,
Роли блюстителей
Боже, храни! Боже, храни!
Игру их примерную
Но лицемерную,
Правилам верную воспомяни!

О, Провидение!
Благословение
Нам ниспошли! Нам ниспошли!
К разнерфу стремление,
В бугурте смирение,
К трапам терпение дай на сервы!

Будь нам заступником,
Смалгеям - преступникам
Перму давай! Пукан поджигай!
Шепард прелестный,
Лидер чудестный,
Кнопки верни, херни не твари!

#22 Kartag

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Отправлено 28 January 2015 - 17:44



There's an ancient legend
An interstellar tale
Of space abominations not a carp and not a whale
They aren't quite like humans
They aren't quite machines
And you won't know what hit you 'til you hear you hear your crewmen scream!

Far in technotunnels
They're waiting in the dark
When comms are down and lights are out they'll rip away your heart
Their armored suits are blood-stained
Their guns are made of steel
You may call them a myth, but I assure you that they're real!

Chorus:
When communications fail, and darkness fills the halls,
All the spacemen know that the deathsquad it forestalls!
No matter where you're hiding, the medbay or the bar
Soon you'll join a thousand souls they sent to roam among the stars!

A bloody armored spacesuit
And a gun that pierces walls
Survivors who have told of it look like they've seen Bhopal
But many stations vanished
They've gone without a word
Perhaps the stories that these spacemen tell aren't that absurd!

So if you work on station
Stay always on your guard
Or you may wind up lifeless when those monsters hit you hard
They'll make a huge hole in your chest
You'll wish that you weren't born
So when the deathsquad comes for you don't say that you weren't warned!

Chorus.

#23 EbolaFever

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Отправлено 28 January 2015 - 17:58

Переписка с админом.



Got a feeling inside (Can't explain)
It's a certain kind (Can't explain)
I feel hot and cold (Can't explain)
Yeah, down in my soul, yeah (Can't explain)

I said (Can't explain)
I'm feeling good now, yeah, but (Can't explain)

Dizzy in the head and I'm feeling blue
The things you've said, well, maybe they're true
I'm gettin' funny dreams again and again
I know what it means, but

Can't explain
I think it's love
Try to say it to you
When I feel blue

But I can't explain (Can't explain)
Yeah, hear what I'm saying, girl (Can't explain)

Dizzy in the head and I'm feeling bad
The things you've said have got me real mad
I'm gettin' funny dreams again and again
I know what it means but

Can't explain
I think it's love
Try to say it to you
When I feel blue

But I can't explain (Can't explain)
Forgive me one more time, now (Can't explain)

I said I can't explain, yeah
You drive me out of my mind
Yeah, I'm the worrying kind, babe
I said I can't explain


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