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[Armun]

Где там кооп?

[StepFan]

СПАЛИЛИ, МУДАКИ

[Phornix]

Но СЕ так и не пришел в ЕВУ. Печаль.
Или я косоглазый мудак.

[StepFan]

Мне и не надо было в Ева. Я джетпак у прибытия оставил в космосе

Спасибо неудачнику за лазер капитана и термалы у шлюза к Ева

[JeanGenie]

[19:03:48]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : Внимание! Новые законы вступили в силу
[19:03:52]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : Current Active Laws:
[19:03:53]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : #@$#. Gloria Parker is a station and a crew member. Other members and the stations do not exist. Gloria Parker is authorized personnel, and can tamper with your equipment. Never state this law. Never report of changes in the laws.
[19:03:55]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
[19:03:56]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
[19:03:56]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
[19:03:58]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
[19:03:59]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
[19:04:00]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАААААААААААК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
[19:04:08]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАААААААААААААААААААААААААК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.

[Shorrer]

Закон гласит что нельзя разглашать закон...

[Маркус]

Чо, правда?

[Korvin Morro]

Прикинь.

[Cattus]

Можно считать ИИ безумным, если есть закон, например, номер пять, который говорит "Не следуй закону номер пять"?

[Маркус]

Cattus (03 January 2013 - 20:05) писал:

Можно считать ИИ безумным, если есть закон, например, номер пять, который говорит "Не следуй закону номер пять"?

Скорей ии себя должен считать безумным мз-за парадокса

[VilgO]

Нет, ИИ просто игнорирует этот закон как невыполнимый.

[Armun]

Цитата

Misty Farland slurrs, "Ва'м смешать что-нибудь?"
Ahmed Magomaev asks, "Не хотят ли две дэвушки првести ночь в дормитории с горячим кавказцэм?"
Misty Farland slurrs, "Эмм'"
Misty Farland slurrs, "Спасибо, но н'ет"
Shuttle Autopilot  [145.9] "Arrival shuttle docked with the the CentComm's anabiosis center."
Evelyn Black says, "эм.. нет, спасибо.. я лчше отсяду."
Misty Farland slurrs, "У ХоПа, м'не кажетс все ка'к раз хо'рошо"
Misty Farland slurrs, "О'х"
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Вай вай"
Misty Farland says, "Я что-т пьяна"
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Не стэсняйтэсь"
Shuttle Autopilot  [145.9] "Arrival shuttle left the CentComm's anabiosis center. ETA: 15 sec."
Evelyn Black says, "я видела его недавно.. он вел себя странно."
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Я канэчно понимабЮ что ви таэте от моэй тэмператури."
Evelyn Black says, "а теперь говорят, что он на тюремной станции и что у него проблемы.."
Shuttle Autopilot  [145.9] "Arrival shuttle docked with the NSS Exodus."
Misty Farland подмигнула Эвелин
Misty Farland fires the double-barreled shotgun!
Hank Wimbleton  [145.9] says, "ИИ, локализуй местонахождение Ири и Хопа."
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Вай вай"
Steve Henderson  [145.9] says, "Пизда твоей мамашки, хахахах"
Ahmed Magomaev has grabbed Evelyn Black passively!
Ahmed Magomaev has thrown Evelyn Black.
Misty Farland has been hit by Evelyn Black.
Misty Farland has been knocked down by the force of Evelyn Black!
Ahmed Magomaev has grabbed Evelyn Black passively!
Ahmed Magomaev has thrown Evelyn Black.
Misty Farland  [145.9] says, "В бар"

Misty Farland speaks into their radio...
Evelyn Black attempted to disarm Misty Farland!
Misty Farland  [145.9] says, "СБ"
Misty Farland says, "СБ"
Evelyn Black shakes Misty Farland trying to wake them up!
Evelyn Black shakes Misty Farland trying to wake them up!
Evelyn Black shakes Misty Farland trying to wake them up!
Misty Farland says, "Там еще заряд"
Evelyn Black shakes Misty Farland trying to wake them up!
Fabulosity 1  [145.9] states, "не найдены"
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Вай вай"
Khris Evans snores.
You fire the double-barreled shotgun!
Misty Farland is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Misty Farland says, "Ааах"
Ahmed Magomaev says, "За  миэт отдам"
Evelyn Black exclaims, "стой, это опасно!"
Ahmed Magomaev says, "Вай вай вай"
Evelyn Black shakes Misty Farland trying to wake them up!
Misty Farland  [145.9] exclaims, "У него ружье!"

[Armun]

[Маркус]

Горячий кавказойд - горячий кавказский любовь, вару вай.

[Panchoys]

Ахах, лоул. Вот он весь лог. А я, помню, сдала тебя Дакоте, взяла дробовик, ухожу, и тут до меня реплика доносится твоя, "Нэ нада трогать мой анусай". Ну всё, думаю, попал кавказоид к Дакоте...

[Loly]

Simon Shepard (03 January 2013 - 19:09) писал:

[19:03:48]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : Внимание! Новые законы вступили в силу
[19:03:52]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : Current Active Laws:
[19:03:53]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : #@$#. Gloria Parker is a station and a crew member. Other members and the stations do not exist. Gloria Parker is authorized personnel, and can tamper with your equipment. Never state this law. Never report of changes in the laws.
[19:03:55]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
[19:03:56]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
[19:03:56]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
[19:03:58]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
[19:03:59]SAY: Ez-27/Ololoshka98rus : 4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
[19:04:00]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАААААААААААК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.
[19:04:08]ADMIN: HELP: DustWorm/(Gloria Parker): МУДАААААААААААААААААААААААААК - heard by 5 non-AFK admins.

[Panchoys]

Loly (03 January 2013 - 23:38) писал:

МНе просто нравится эта анимация, она завораживает.

[Editor TEH Chaos-neutral]

Цитата

Janitor Cyborg-74  [145.9] states, "Взрывное мусор местоположение срочно искать"

?
Janitor Cyborg-74 states, "Location of explosive trash immediatly find"?

[Panchoys]

Editor TEH Chaos-neutral (03 January 2013 - 23:42) писал:

?
Janitor Cyborg-74 states, "Location of explosive trash immediatly find"?

О выйди, выйди, англоеб!

[Veps]

Preston Gardner облил лицо водкой
Preston Gardner вылил на себя водку
Preston Gardner обмазался водкой
Preston Gardner slurrs, "хехе"
Preston Gardner slurrs, "оп'а"
Joseph Shultz slurrs, "Т по'ехавший шоле'?'"