Смешные и глупые цитаты SS13
#1461
Отправлено 17 March 2013 - 23:34
#1462
Отправлено 17 March 2013 - 23:42
#1463
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 15:00
Gazbax (17 March 2013 - 18:15) писал:
#1464
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 17:12
Цитата
Kenzie Powers stammers, "о-о-оХ"
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Your head hurts badly.
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Your face has become disfigured.
Unknown (as Kenzie Powers) stammers, "в-выеби м-мен
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
#1467
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 17:34
Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est
Otio exsultas nimiumque gestis
Otium et reges prius et beatas
Perdidit urbes
#1468
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 17:37
Gwaedh (18 March 2013 - 17:34) писал:
Да, она умерла от нюкера и ушла
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Цитата
Kenzie Powers stammers, "о-о-оХ"
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Your head hurts badly.
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Kenzie Powers is hit by the Bullet in the head!
You feel something wet on your head
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Kenzie Powers screams!
Your face has become disfigured.
Unknown (as Kenzie Powers) stammers, "в-выеби м-мен
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) is hit by the Bullet in the head!
Unknown as (Kenzie Powers) seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
#1470
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 17:39
Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est
Otio exsultas nimiumque gestis
Otium et reges prius et beatas
Perdidit urbes
#1471
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 18:31
Цитата
Tyler Okonma says, "О Боже"
Tyler Okonma asks, "Что с ним?"
Albreht Von Habsburg has grabbed Unknown passively!
Albreht Von Habsburg has thrown Unknown.
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Он соснул"
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Пусти его на мясо, и сделай мне пару котлет"
Tyler Okonma [145.9] exclaims, "Охрана! На кухню!"
Tyler Okonma speaks into their radio...
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Он на меня напал и соснул"
Tyler Okonma exclaims, "Коммисар невменяем!"
Albreht Von Habsburg has punched Unknown!
Albreht Von Habsburg has grabbed Unknown passively!
You hear a loud metallic grinding sound.
Trey Liam says, "БЕЙ ТРАПА"
Tyler Okonma [145.9] exclaims, "Коммисар невменяем! Срочно СБ на кухню!"
Trey Liam says, "АРМЯН"
Albreht Von Habsburg says, "Это мужик"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, "ХоС"
Trey Liam says, "ПОХУЙ"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, " рназберитесь с комисаром"
Albreht Von Habsburg [145.9] says, "Капитан, увольте повара"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, " это приказ"
Albreht Von Habsburg [145.9] says, "Он не хочет соснувшего хоса готовить"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, "а что сделал повар"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, " кхм кхм"
Trey Liam [145.9] says, "Он карочи трап"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] exclaims, " За голову алюерта, даю 1000 кредитов!"
#1473
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 20:45
Цитата
OOC: Arlim: по пути из мусокри
OOC: Arlim: ёбаный армун
OOC: Arlim: что б ты сука
OOC: Arlim: от рака здох
OOC: Arlim: пидрила ёбаная
Цитата
OOC: Armun: Что я каждый год
OOC: Armun: Пощусь по 40 дней
OOC: Armun: И хожу в церковь
OOC: Armun: Поэтому
OOC: Armun: То что ты мне пожелал рака
OOC: Armun: Отражаеться на тебя
Цитата
OOC: Arlim: и я
OOC: Arlim: буду караулить армуна
OOC: Arlim: у двери
OOC: Arlim: в тремалах
OOC: Arlim: осттерлю хуй нахуй
Цитата
OOC: Arlim: ты умрёш
OOC: Arlim: я пророк
OOC: Arlim: я вижу будующие
OOC: Armun: Через 90 лет
#1475
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 22:30
Цитата
Melvin Leach whispers, "Я с-с-с-сниму наручники. Убей кота."
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "Идет"
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "Рsmall>дом с флешками 'сними"
Melvin Leach is trying to unhandcuff Albreht Von Habsburg!
Albreht Von Habsburg whispers, "И позови его сюда"
Almarn Murn-Kre says, "давай"
Melvin Leach puts some handcuffs into the security belt.
Albreht Von Habsburg blinds Almarn Murn-Kre with the flash!
OOC: Arlim: аааа
OOC: Arlim: сука
Almarn Murn-Kre has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been knocked unconscious!
Ghost [145.9] states, "Кот повержен"
Almarn Murn-Kre says, "помоги"
Almarn Murn-Kre has been cut in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Almarn Murn-Kre has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
You hear a loud cracking sound coming from Almarn Murn-Kre.
Almarn Murn-Kre screams!
Almarn Murn-Kre screams!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been slashed in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
OOC: Arlim: ХоС идиот
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been cut in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been slashed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) screams!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Solaar Murrey starts climbing into the disposal.
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been attacked in the chest with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been sawed in the head with circular saw by Albreht Von Habsburg!
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre)'s head flies off in an arc.
Unknown as (Almarn Murn-Kre) has been knocked unconscious!
Ghost [145.9] states, "Хос не стойте столбом"
Solaar Murrey climbs into the the disposal unit.
OOC: Arlim: дебил тупой
Ghost [145.9] states, "Мда"
Melvin Leach says, "Он был очень нас-с-с-сойлиф."
Albreht Von Habsburg has thrown the circular saw.
Ghost [145.9] states, "Похоже"
OOC: Arlim: ХоС идиот
OOC: Arlim: не заходи
Ghost [145.9] states, "Коммисар отработал натурой"
Albreht Von Habsburg has been attacked in the chest with stun baton by Melvin Leach!
Your chest hurts badly.
Albreht Von Habsburg has been beaten with the the stun baton by Melvin Leach!
Albreht Von Habsburg has been stunned with the the stun baton by Melvin Leach!
OOC: Arlim: за ХоСа больше
OOC: Arlim: ты хуйло
OOC: Armun: Делал что бы бугурт был у меня
Ghost [145.9] states, "И дал ему убить кота"
OOC: Armun: А он у арлима
#1476
Отправлено 18 March 2013 - 23:05
#1477 Гость_shevtsov200_*
Отправлено 19 March 2013 - 06:55
Admin PM from-Administrator: You're a multikeyer from a long time ago. I recognize this name
OOC: Jester002: шев ты вообще красава, такого никогда невидел
OOC: Shevtsov200: Ты про что?
OOC: Jester002: когда культист начинает играть на скрипке и человек от этого застреливается
OOC: Shevtsov200: А.
OOC: Jester002: 10+
OOC: Jester002: жаль таких как мы, мало
Это он тонко так меня смоллгеем обозвал?
#1478
Отправлено 19 March 2013 - 17:47
#1479
Отправлено 19 March 2013 - 17:49
Цитата
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Судя по базе кадров, новоприбывший коммисар - известный ксенофоб. Кошаки, берегитесь."
Isaac Snake [145.9] asks, "ИИ, кошки все кастрированные?"
Albreht Von Habsburg [145.9] says, "Только кот СМО не кастрирован"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Нет данных. Предположительно - нет."
Isaac Snake [145.9] says, "ИИ, приступить к кастрации"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] declares, "У вас есть возможность исправить эту упущенипе!"
Albreht Von Habsburg [145.9] says, "Оставьте это дело мне"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Боюсь, я не обладаю достаточным набором модулей."
Dennis Tanner [145.9] says, "Да вы охуели"
Isaac Snake [145.9] says, "Да, мы охуели"
Dennis Tanner [145.9] says, "Не смейте трогать мои яйца"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Ваши яйца принадлежат корпорации, сэр."
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "КМ на мостике."
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] queries, "Что бы ему там делать?"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "В шкафу."
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, " КМ"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "КМ поймал ХоПа"
Almarn Murn-Kre [145.9] says, " флешит ХоПа"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "У кого-то будет секс."
Isaac Snake [145.9] asks, "А мне можно то?"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "И км сбежал от стражей порядка."
Isaac Snake [145.9] says, "Ибаца хочится"
Isaac Snake [145.9] says, "прям ваще"
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Отлично."
T.A.R.L.O.L [145.9] states, "Начинаю операцию "сношение"."
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#1480
Отправлено 19 March 2013 - 18:32
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