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[Warden]

MaydayVII (10 August 2016 - 16:50) писал:

[Security] Caden Bell says, "Вопрос на миллион."
[Security] Caden Bell asks, "Как задержать чувака без руки?"

OOC: MishaPepyaka: Мне понравился священник, которому я отрезал все конечности кроме ондой ноги. Просто блять встал и ушел. Без головы и рук. Одна нога и мешон с говном. Ускакал блять. Отлично.

Tis but a scratch.

[alfacom]

[Common] Ben Gun says, "Молодой человек уронивший мыло, пройдите во вторую душевую кабинку"

[Crusher]

Вся суть СБ:
В ролях:
Joe Sherman - офицер
Dane Pfeifer - глава БЕЗОПАСНОСТИ
Joe Sherman says, "На станции беспорядки."
Dane Pfeifer says, "Так."
Dane Pfeifer says, "Нам стоит отсидеть смену тут."
Dane Pfeifer says, "В случае опасности."
Dane Pfeifer says, "Стреляем на поражение."
Joe Sherman asks, "Мы просто будем сидеть у себя?"
Dane Pfeifer asks, "Ну, а что еще?"
Dane Pfeifer says, "Пусть половина умрет."
Dane Pfeifer says, "А дальше выйдем мы."

[alfacom]

Не сдержался.

sookapadla (22 August 2016 - 10:11) писал:

Может ли повар по правилам ваета и по космозакону приготовить труп? Если нет, то нахуя ему доступ в морг?

Truncated (22 August 2016 - 10:13) писал:

Готовь

sookapadla (22 August 2016 - 10:16) писал:

Приготовил, сб посадили на 15 минут.

Truncated (22 August 2016 - 10:20) писал:

Ну ты как-то незаметней готовь

[Extyst]

Tyler Ferdinand повернулся
Sarah Shephard has attacked Tyler Ferdinand in the head with the holographic energy sword!
Tyler Ferdinand шагнул
Tyler Ferdinand встал наизготовку
Sarah Shephard спрашивает, "Ну?"
Tyler Ferdinand моргнул
Nixson White почесался
ShadyCigs Deluxe оповещает, "Не верь статистике - покури!"
Tyler Ferdinand поправил челку
Tyler Ferdinand восклицает, "О ЖИЗНЬ МОЯ БРЕННАЯ!"
Tyler Ferdinand хватается за сердце
Tyler Ferdinand моргает
Tyler Ferdinand вдыхает
Tyler Ferdinand выдыхает
Tyler Ferdinand поправляет челку
Tyler Ferdinand шагнул

[Extyst]

Когда ты шахтер и у тебя много маин-поинтов:
nanotrasen minebot states, "Эй"
You are now running on internals from the the oxygen tank on your the explorer suit.
You buckle yourself to the chair.
Nixson White says, "Память одному"
nanotrasen minebot asks, "Ты шо там делаешь?"
nanotrasen minebot asks, "Ты ебанутый?"

[Truncated]

Alonsus Faol орёт, "Жители станции! Поднимите свои глаза и посмотрите на потолок! Сегодня для предотвращения кризиса Нанотрасен, нашим бравым ассистентам пришлось столкнуться с ее создателями. В глубинах ЦентКома, обители Титанов, они одолели баллонами наблюдателя Алгалона, вестника ЦК. Он пришел что бы решить судьбу нашей станции. Станции, чье развитие отклонилось от изначального плана. С точки зрения логики, наша станция должна закрыться! Но холодная логика не берет в расчет силу свободной воли! Теперь наша судьба только в наших руках! Мы должны доказать, что наша станция должна продолжать существовать... Что наша работа... не напрасна!!!"
[Common] Alonsus Faol говорит, "но холодная логика не берет в расчет силу свободной воли! Теперь мы должны доказать, что мы не долбаебы."

[Extyst]

Педали вайта, попросил накормить детей в Африке за священника в прей:
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
Artur Unk says, "Отмойтесь хоть."
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
[Common] Super 8 states, "Скадите спасибо охране, пытавшейся переловить всех инженеров"
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You have to remove your headgear first!
You have to remove your headgear first!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You gobble the cookie.
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
OOC: MouseHappy1337: Кек сб клевые , чувак пытался спасти дефектива и ему дали пизды
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You chew the cookie.
OOC: Extyst: Лол
OOC: MouseHappy1337: Drachyn*
OOC: Extyst: Обожаю этих педалей
Medibot is trying to inject you!
OOC: BigRage: Хватит ООКа, пожалуйста.
Medibot injects you with its syringe!
Your prayers have been received by the gods.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You chew the cookie.
OOC: Extyst: У кого макрос
PM to-Admins: У кого там макрос
OOC: BigRage: Нет макросов.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You bite the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You chomp the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You chew the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You gnaw the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You gnaw the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You bite the cookie.
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
Your prayers have been answered!! You received the best cookie!
You gnaw the cookie.

[Копиц]

Цитата

AI Wheatley2013/(Atlas)'s laws:
1. забейте вы этого генри хуйванса ебаного уже.

[Extyst]

(F) Godwin Thomas whispers in their final breath, "... Me"умер..."

[Code Talker]

Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!

[Gvardota]

Ritter (16 September 2016 - 19:21) писал:

Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!
Rob Denster fires the impulse carbine point blank at Ray Magnum!
The bullet misses Ray Magnum narrowly!

[Code Talker]

git gud

Цитата

Increbible (Francis Drake) (follow|body) moans, "Смотри, чмошник, вот тебе совет - иди в качалку, смени прикид, глядишь, бабы давать будут)"

[Unlucky_Ghost]

Rihanna Russell печально смотрит на 1 лист металла

[Extyst]

Nixson White says, "ПРЯМИКОМ В АД НАХУЙ"
You're set on fire!
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
... You can almost hear something ...
*---------*

*---------*
(F) DEAD: Elvis Depresley says, "Мда"
(F) [Common] Franz Richter asks, "Давайте приносить жертвы сингулярности? Может поможет?"
(F) Jeffrys Heisenberg says, "Что-то"
(F) Jeffrys Heisenberg says, "ПРЯМИКОМ В АД НАХУЙ"

Jeffrys Heisenberg seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) Deny Trap yells, "БЛЯТЬ!!"
(F) Deny Trap asks, "Да что за?"
(F) DEAD: Nixson White says, "Еее"
(F) DEAD: Elvis Depresley says, "Самоубйцы*"
(F) DEAD: Elvis Depresley asks, "?"
(F) DEAD: Kiara Wardle says, "А БРИГ ТО ПОЧТИ ЦЕЛЫЙ"
(F) DEAD: Nixson White says, "Красавчик"
(F) Deny Trap says, "Реально"
(F) Deny Trap yells, "ПРЯМИКОМ В АД НАХУЙ!!"
Deny Trap catches fire!
Deny Trap seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
(F) DEAD: Elvis Depresley says, "лол"
(F) DEAD: Jeffrys Heisenberg says, "лол"
(F) DEAD: Nixson White says, "лол"

[Truncated]

Кажется, с твоих цитат смешно только тебе

[Extyst]

Truncated (25 September 2016 - 00:03) писал:

Кажется, с твоих цитат смешно только тебе

Так и есть :^(

[FistOfMagic]

[Engeneering] Poly yells, "Нам пизда."

[FistOfMagic]

[Common] Pyotr Woodrow says, "Обращение ко всем мухам на станции."
[Common] Pyotr Woodrow says, "ВЖЖЖЖЖ"

[Extyst]

Топ СЕ ин зе ворлд

[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
Alina Conchez yells, "Я ПЕДОРАСТ!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez says, "Алина КОнча"
Alina Conchez says, "Алина КОнча"
[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "Заткнись хуесос. Ты два раунда назад генократом был!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "МЕНЯ СБ АРЕСТОВАЛ, Я ЖАЛОБУ НА ФОРУМ ПОДАМ И ЕГО ЗАБАНЯТ!!"
Alina Conchez yells, "МЕНЯ СБ АРЕСТОВАЛ, Я ЖАЛОБУ НА ФОРУМ ПОДАМ И ЕГО ЗАБАНЯТ!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez yells, "СУКА ЕГО ЗАБАНЯТ!! ОН ХЕЙТЕР!!! ХЕЕЕЙТЕЕЕР!! ФИРАМИР СУКА!!"
Alina Conchez yells, "СУКА ЕГО ЗАБАНЯТ!! ОН ХЕЙТЕР!!! ХЕЕЕЙТЕЕЕР!! ФИРАМИР СУКА!!"
[Common] Alina Conchez says, "ВО ГРИФЕР"

Сообщение отредактировал Extyst: 02 October 2016 - 18:54