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#4421 Maxwell_Stark

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Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 20:54

Valenook:
БЛЯТЬ УБЕРИТЕ ДИЗАРМ/ХАРМ, ХЕЛП врачи, ХЕЛП вы же ВРАЧИ СУКА
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#4422 SallivanRich

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Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 21:03

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Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine

#4423 Armun

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Отправлено 18 June 2014 - 00:16

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#4424 Kapucin

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Отправлено 18 June 2014 - 00:19

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#4425 Unlucky_Ghost

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Отправлено 18 June 2014 - 16:24

Johnny Heist  [145.9] says, "Борг, какого хрена ты отсасываешь нам?"
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Make meow, not war.

#4426 Копиц

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Отправлено 19 June 2014 - 09:36

Ну вы поняли.

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#4427 Recei

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Отправлено 19 June 2014 - 13:47

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Цитата

1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой

#4428 EbolaFever

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Отправлено 19 June 2014 - 18:51

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DEAD: Tyler Stewart says, "Детектив моет в раковине револьвер с патронами"
DEAD: William Crow says, "Потому-что я стираю её с новым Персилом "Магия СБ""
DEAD: Cindy Crow says, "В револьвере нету батарейки."

ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУДУДУДУДУ
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВАХТЕР
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ТУУДУДУДУ

Сообщение отредактировал EbolaFever: 19 June 2014 - 18:56

Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.

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P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"

#4429 Clоwn

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 19:54

YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "Движется в сторону библиотки."
YOBA-871  [145.9] declares, "Внимание!"
YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "Он пропал."
YOBA-871  [145.9] declares, "Обнаружен в дормитории!"
YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "За вашей спиной."
YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "Внимание."
YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "Карготехник был убит."
YOBA-871  [145.9] states, "Волшебник теперь вооружен."
Никто не узрел, как в углу отдалённом,
Скрываясь от света лучин.
Встал путник, что так и не снял капюшона
И скрылся за дверью в ночи.

#4430 smet19

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 21:34

Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТЫ ЧО."
You put the the robot right arm into the backpack.
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ ТУ ОТРЕЗАЛ."
You start attaching the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Mc.GLAD  [145.9] asks, " Ии активен?"
Adam Johnson says, "НОРМ."
Adam Johnson says, "ВСЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТЫ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НЕ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ТУ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОТРЕЗАЛ."
Adam Johnson says, "ТУ."
You have attached the robot left arm where Scit Punk Nighstream's left arm used to be.
Adam Johnson says, "ТЫ ГОВОРИЛ ЛЕВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЛЕВАЯ."
Adam Johnson says, "ЛЕВУЮ РЕЗАЛ."
OOC: Scituzer2: ЛЕВАЯ - RIGHT
Adam Johnson says, "НЕ ТУ ДОСТАЛ ПРОСТО."
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This is   Scit Punk Nighstream!
He is wearing   a blood-stained grey jumpsuit with   a stethoscope!
He is wearing   a riot helmet on his head.
He is wearing   Ablative Armor Vest.
He has   a backpack on his back.
He has   a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing   some black shoes on his feet.
He has   a breath mask on his face.
He has   a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He is wearing   a wallet.
He has a splint on his right arm!
He has a robot left hand!
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OOC: Scituzer2: стоп
OOC: Scituzer2: блять
OOC: Smet19: Идиот
OOC: Hitmanbw: шта?
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ОЙ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "БЛЯ."
OOC: Hitmanbw: Лефт - лево
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ПРАВУЮ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "ЗАБЫЛ."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Хи-хи."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "НУ НИЧО."
Scit Punk Nighstream says, "Я ТЕПЕРЬ КИБОРГ."
OOC: Smet19: Эстонский идиот
OOC: Scituzer2: Бля
OOC: Scituzer2: Забыл
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#4431 Gwaedh

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 21:41

Почему у этого долбоеба еще нет пермы на всех серверах и почетной плашки?

Otium, Catulle, tibi molestum est
Otio exsultas nimiumque gestis
Otium et reges prius et beatas
Perdidit urbes

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#4432 Egorkor

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 21:47

Потому что он вайтопедаль.
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#4433 smet19

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 21:54

Просмотр сообщенияEgorkor (20 June 2014 - 21:47) писал:

Потому что он вайтопедаль.
Нет же, распедалили его
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#4434 Egorkor

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 23:21

Бля ну бывает.
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#4435 Scituzer2

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Отправлено 20 June 2014 - 23:32

Я вообще четыре раза лоханулся в одном раунде. Бывает же. И вообще - не первый раз путаю лево-право.
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#4436 EbolaFever

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Отправлено 21 June 2014 - 17:00

У вас Арпи не совпадает.

Johnny Heist выпил колу до дна
Anthony Agg налил уборщику в нос колы
Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.

ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ

P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"

#4437 Recei

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Отправлено 21 June 2014 - 17:04

OOC: Quinfly: Люди, играющие в сс13 - априори люди творческие. Особенно те, кто прошел через вайтлист - довольно сложную для некоторых процедуру.

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Цитата

1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой

#4438 Zorking

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Отправлено 21 June 2014 - 18:54

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Просмотр сообщенияMagus (21 June 2014 - 17:04) писал:

OOC: Quinfly: Люди, играющие в сс13 - априори люди творческие. Особенно те, кто прошел через вайтлист - довольно сложную для некоторых процедуру.

Лол.
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#4439 Afis777

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Отправлено 23 June 2014 - 11:46

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Carl Catleay says, "Библиотекарь."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson slipped off the edge of the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Carl Catleay asks, "Хош я тебя приготовлю?"
August Watson says, "Чо."
August Watson says, "Давай."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Carl Catleay has thrown Banana Cream Pie.
Banana Cream Pie splats.
Sparkle says, "Эй."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson climbs on the the reinforced table.
Sparkle asks, "Вы чего?"
August Watson trying to clumb on the the reinforced table.
August Watson slipped off the edge of the the reinforced table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
You unwillingly chew a bit of the mint.
You finish eating the mint.
August Watson finishes eating the mint.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Victor Sanders, Head of Personnel, has arrived on the station."
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson climbs on the the table.
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Martin Winton, Assistant, has arrived on the station."
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson passively!
You swallow some of contents of the Universal Enzyme.
August Watson trying to clumb on the the table.
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay aggressively (now hands)!
August Watson has reinforced his grip on Carl Catleay (now neck)!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Subject may not have abiotic items on.
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay has reinforced his grip on August Watson (now neck)!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson gasps!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] states, "Osborn White, Medical Doctor, has arrived on the station."
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson gasps!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay gasps!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has thrown August Watson.
The glass door was hit by August Watson.
August Watson was unable to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay gasps!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson passively!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay passively!
Carl Catleay has grabbed August Watson aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay has reinforced his grip on August Watson (now neck)!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
August Watson has grabbed Carl Catleay aggressively (now hands)!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has reinforced his grip on Carl Catleay (now neck)!
August Watson has temporarily tightened his grip on Carl Catleay!
August Watson starts to tighten his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Carl Catleay was unable to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
Carl Catleay has temporarily tightened his grip on August Watson!
Carl Catleay starts to tighten his grip on August Watson's neck!
August Watson has tightened his grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
Sparkle [145.9] says, "ХоС."
Sara Rainbow [145.9] asks, "Да?"
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
Scit Onyxcarnage [145.9] says, " Ебать."
Scit Onyxcarnage [145.9] says, " Дымок."
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson is trying to put a grab on Carl Catleay
August Watson starts to put Carl Catleay into the gibber!
August Watson lost his tightened grip on Carl Catleay's neck!
August Watson starts to put Carl Catleay into the gibber!
August Watson stuffs Carl Catleay into the gibber!
You hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.

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#4440 Evolet

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Отправлено 26 June 2014 - 15:43

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