Evolet (15 June 2014 - 17:26) писал:
- Вы арестованы, вы еврей.
- Я СИДЕЛ И ИГРАЛ МУЗЫКУ! НЕТ! Я НЕ ЕВРЕЙ!
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mihastro
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#4401
Cattus
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Кот.
Отправлено 15 June 2014 - 17:42
Популярное сообщение!
- Вы арестованы, вы еврей.
- Я СИДЕЛ И ИГРАЛ МУЗЫКУ! НЕТ! Я НЕ ЕВРЕЙ!
А ещё я доктор Жопа.
#4402
Recei
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Отправлено 15 June 2014 - 18:01
Cattus (15 June 2014 - 17:42) писал:
- СТОЙТЕ! ЗА ЧТО!
- Вы арестованы, вы еврей.
- Я СИДЕЛ И ИГРАЛ МУЗЫКУ! НЕТ! Я НЕ ЕВРЕЙ!
- Вы арестованы, вы еврей.
- Я СИДЕЛ И ИГРАЛ МУЗЫКУ! НЕТ! Я НЕ ЕВРЕЙ!
Цитата
1)Вся суть СБ: Загребли, но он невиновен? Пфф, виновен, просто улик при нем нет.
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой
2)Все решается простой логикой основанной на правилах и бек-стори. Стыдно объяснять такие моменты.
3)Вперде Анимусяне!
4)#ящерсарматурой
#4403
Hap12345
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Убит под Сайгоном
Отправлено 15 June 2014 - 22:11
This is Marcus Richards!
He is wearing a chief engineer's jumpsuit with a brown webbing vest.
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has a welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has a chief engineer's headset on his right ear.
He is wearing PDA-Marcus Richards (Station Engineer).
Да, скоро буду.
He is wearing a chief engineer's jumpsuit with a brown webbing vest.
He is wearing a hard hat on his head.
He has an industrial backpack on his back.
He has some insulated gloves on his hands.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet.
He has a welding goggles covering his eyes.
He has a chief engineer's headset on his right ear.
He is wearing PDA-Marcus Richards (Station Engineer).
Да, скоро буду.
#4404
JeanGenie
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Found a reason to fight yet, buddy?
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Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 14:54
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OOC: Quinfly: Кроме педалей, конечно же. Упоение ничтожной властью так упоительно.
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
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OOC: Quinfly: Кроме педалей, конечно же. Упоение ничтожной властью так упоительно.
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
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#4405
Rosalimo
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Ветеран космонавтики
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Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 14:59
#4406
Gvardota
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Ветеран космонавтики
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 15:04
Lodz (16 June 2014 - 14:54) писал:
OOC: Quinfly: Мат в ООС не разрешается
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
#4407
Temajinn
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Ветеран космонавтики
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 16:02
А меня за это замутили.
#4408
Egorkor
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снимай штанишки, будем хармбатонить прямо в groin
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 16:21
Temajinn (16 June 2014 - 16:02) писал:
А меня за это замутили.
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#4409
EbolaFever
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Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 16:34
Temajinn (16 June 2014 - 16:02) писал:
А меня за это замутили.
Egorkor (16 June 2014 - 16:21) писал:
А меня за это замутили.
Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
#4410
Egorkor
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снимай штанишки, будем хармбатонить прямо в groin
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 17:39
no u
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#4412
Hap12345
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Убит под Сайгоном
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 19:20
"Хуй, ХОНК!
ХОНК!, говно!"
ХОНК!, говно!"
#4413
EbolaFever
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Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 20:01
Space may be the Final Frontier but it's made in a Hollywood basement.
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
ADMIN: Rosalimo/(Rosalimo) (JMP): ВСЕ В ВАХТЕРОМОБИЛЬ
P-body states, "Вы арестованы за анальное клоунирование"
#4414
Lasser
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2D-космонавтик
Отправлено 16 June 2014 - 21:05
Lodz (16 June 2014 - 14:54) писал:
OOC: Quinfly: Повторяю для всех и каждого
OOC: Quinfly: Мат в ООС не разрешается
OOC: Quinfly: Кроме педалей, конечно же. Упоение ничтожной властью так упоительно.
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
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OOC: Quinfly: Кроме педалей, конечно же. Упоение ничтожной властью так упоительно.
OOC: Quinfly: Уточнение - маты в ООС и АХ не допускаются.
The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
OOC: Silentium: Пиздоблядское мудоёбище
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Reason: Rule 0.
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#4416
Копиц
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Твой Бро
Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 18:21
OOC: PredGD: its fair game for the AI to kill you if you don't ERP
OOC: Retrokinesis: Yes. That is exactly what Baystation is like.
ТГ такой ТГ.
OOC: Retrokinesis: Yes. That is exactly what Baystation is like.
ТГ такой ТГ.
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#4417
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2D-космонавтик
Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 19:22
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This is Jim Thomas!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing an engineering beret on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Thomas (Atmospheric Technician).
He has a small bruise, and several tiny bruises on his head.
Грудь третьего размера, рост 162см.
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This is Jim Thomas!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing an engineering beret on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Thomas (Atmospheric Technician).
He has a small bruise, and several tiny bruises on his head.
Грудь третьего размера, рост 162см.
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#4418
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Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 19:24
Карлики-жиробасы набегают
#4419
Копиц
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Твой Бро
Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 19:33
promodd123 (17 June 2014 - 19:22) писал:
*---------*
This is Jim Thomas!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing an engineering beret on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Thomas (Atmospheric Technician).
He has a small bruise, and several tiny bruises on his head.
Грудь третьего размера, рост 162см.
*---------*
This is Jim Thomas!
He is wearing an atmospheric technician's jumpsuit.
He is wearing an engineering beret on his head.
He has an industrial satchel on his back.
He has a tool-belt about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has an engineering radio headset on his left ear.
He is wearing PDA-Jim Thomas (Atmospheric Technician).
He has a small bruise, and several tiny bruises on his head.
Грудь третьего размера, рост 162см.
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А вообще, нахуя я только что пару минут смотрел на картинки с голыми трахающимися карликами?
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#4420
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Marky never loved you...
Отправлено 17 June 2014 - 20:09
Kopistko (17 June 2014 - 19:33) писал:
Roger Wilco exclaims, "Мы можем решить дело мирно!"
Roger Wilco has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Unknown!
Roger Wilco has been attacked in the head with Broken Bottle by Unknown!
Roger Wilco has been knocked unconscious!
Roger Wilco has been attacked in the chest with Broken Bottle by Unknown!
Roger Wilco has been attacked in the head with Broken Bottle by Unknown!
Roger Wilco has been knocked unconscious!
kartag (23 December 2013 - 01:07) писал:
Они применяют слово "правила" вместо "законы". Они всерьёз употребляют слово "нормальный" и считают, что на станции кто-то кому-то что-то по умолчанию должен. Они всерьёз считают, что Азимов не обязывает ИИ сосать хуй у любого, кто это прикажет, и первый закон позволяет отказаться от выполнения любого приказа. А сами Азимова наверняка даже не читали.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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