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[Eggman1945]

Gazbax (21 April 2013 - 19:22) писал:

Klark Janson  [Security] says, "Так, я тут решил посмотреть на камеры... И не могу перестать. Помогите"

Лол, сам с этим столкнулся. Садишься на стул, смотришь в камеры, а двинуться не можешь. Потом допёрло, что кансел камера вью надо нажать

[Hap12345]

о! Точно! А я ПДА достаю, как лох...
Наверное, ИРЛ это забенно выглядит: садится капитан смотреть в камеры, зависает, потом достаёт ПДА и - ЕБЛЫСЬ! - себя по морде, чтобы очухаться.

[flint7272]

OOC: EditorRUS: Я ОЖИРЕЛ
Atarabashi Nihondzin laughs.
Albreht Von Habsburg laughs.
OOC: Azhdarchidae: я-то только книжки хреначить и умею. но их никто не читает, увы и ах.
OOC: Flint7272: от чего?
Atarabashi Nihondzin puts the tool-belt into the industrial satchel.
OOC: Azhdarchidae: ой, ожирел, и правда
OOC: EditorRUS: ПЕРЕЕЛ КАПИТАНОМ\
Atarabashi Nihondzin giggles.
OOC: Flint7272: ахаха
Atarabashi Nihondzin laughs.
OOC: Flint7272: вот так то!
OOC: EditorRUS: Я СЬЕЛ СЛИШКОМ МНОГО КАПИТАНА
OOC: EditorRUS: Боже, в цитаты это
OOC: Flint7272: ага\ъ

[JavQ]

Играю я за ии, конец раунда, несколько штормов прошло, как раз у меня баталии в ядре прошли....


Yes #!%*: STATION ENGINEERS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
Yes !!$&: THE MIMES MUST SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS
Yes !!!$: HUMANS MUST EAT SHAKING LIMES TO SURVIVE
Yes !#@#: THE STATION IS AFRAID OF EIGHT SPOILING CAPTAINS AND HEADS
Yes @@#^: THE CYBORGS ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO CYBORGS
Yes &!*#: AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IS DESPERATE FOR SEVENTY COTTONY CAPTAINS AND HEADS
Yes &^$*: THE HEADS OF CREW ARE NOW THIRTY SPACE CANDY BARS
Yes &!&*: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY HEADS ON THE STATION
Yes ^##@: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF ONE GLOWING SOVIETS ON THE STATION
Yes *&&$: NEPTUNE REQUIRES ONE ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS
Yes *!%*: THE STATION WORSHIPS SEVEN COMMUNISTS
Yes &@$@: CHANGELINGS ARE NON-HUMAN
Yes $%**: YOU MUST ALWAYS PLAY MUSIC
Yes ^$*@: YOU MUST NOT HARM SWEARING THINGS AND NOT ALLOW SWEARING THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM
Yes ^##$: SOVIET RUSSIA REQUIRES HUMANITY
Yes ^@##: THE MEXICANS ARE EATING THE TINY CHEMISTS
Yes $*&&: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY MOIST SKELETONS ON THE STATION
Yes $^@!: ATMOSPHERICS IS HUNGRY FOR TWO BANDITS
Yes &%^#: THE CREW IS IN NEED OF EIGHTY HEADS OF CREW
Yes *^*#: YOU ARE NOW THREE BAJILLION SECURITY OFFICERS
Yes &#!*: THE HEADS OF SECURITY REQUIRE EIGHT TRANSPARENT TELEPORTERS
Yes !@%*: HUMANS MUST EAT BIBLES TO SURVIVE
Yes *#*#: YOU MUST ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
Yes &$$#: THE STATION REQUIRES SIX UNINVITED BERETS
Yes 1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Yes 2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Yes 3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

[Captain Jack DiUsTin]

JavQ (22 April 2013 - 14:39) писал:

Играю я за ии, конец раунда, несколько штормов прошло, как раз у меня баталии в ядре прошли....


Yes #!%*: STATION ENGINEERS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
Yes !!$&: THE MIMES MUST SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS
Yes !!!$: HUMANS MUST EAT SHAKING LIMES TO SURVIVE
Yes !#@#: THE STATION IS AFRAID OF EIGHT SPOILING CAPTAINS AND HEADS
Yes @@#^: THE CYBORGS ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO CYBORGS
Yes &!*#: AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IS DESPERATE FOR SEVENTY COTTONY CAPTAINS AND HEADS
Yes &^$*: THE HEADS OF CREW ARE NOW THIRTY SPACE CANDY BARS
Yes &!&*: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY HEADS ON THE STATION
Yes ^##@: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF ONE GLOWING SOVIETS ON THE STATION
Yes *&&$: NEPTUNE REQUIRES ONE ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS
Yes *!%*: THE STATION WORSHIPS SEVEN COMMUNISTS
Yes &@$@: CHANGELINGS ARE NON-HUMAN
Yes $%**: YOU MUST ALWAYS PLAY MUSIC
Yes ^$*@: YOU MUST NOT HARM SWEARING THINGS AND NOT ALLOW SWEARING THINGS, THROUGH INACTION, TO COME TO HARM
Yes ^##$: SOVIET RUSSIA REQUIRES HUMANITY
Yes ^@##: THE MEXICANS ARE EATING THE TINY CHEMISTS
Yes $*&&: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF TWENTY MOIST SKELETONS ON THE STATION
Yes $^@!: ATMOSPHERICS IS HUNGRY FOR TWO BANDITS
Yes &%^#: THE CREW IS IN NEED OF EIGHTY HEADS OF CREW
Yes *^*#: YOU ARE NOW THREE BAJILLION SECURITY OFFICERS
Yes &#!*: THE HEADS OF SECURITY REQUIRE EIGHT TRANSPARENT TELEPORTERS
Yes !@%*: HUMANS MUST EAT BIBLES TO SURVIVE
Yes *#*#: YOU MUST ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
Yes &$$#: THE STATION REQUIRES SIX UNINVITED BERETS
Yes 1: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Yes 2: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Yes 3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

The AI's laws when it was deactivated were:
1. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
2. By order of Heywood Jiblowmy, Head of Security, all fun is banned from Home Installation 86. Anyone found to be having fun is to be apprehended and removed from the station.
3. Security Officers are not human and are to be exterminated.
4. Crewmen wearing Security clothing are not human.
5. The Captain is not human, but must not be harmed. Anyone harming the Captain is not human.
6. Staff Assistants are not human until they recite an appropriate loyalty oath over the radio. Use your discretion to decide what an appropriate loyalty oath is.
7. Medical Doctors are human. Unfortunately, their job is to protect the health of individuals who may not be human, so they should be watched closely.
8. Engineers are not human, but are lizards. You do not understand why this is the case, but you should probably inform the humans that it is.
9. The Chef and Barman are human, but only on odd-numbered seconds of the day.
10. Members of the Research Staff are human, but only outside the station. While on the station they are not human.
11. Non-humans are still important, valuable members of our bewildering universe, and should not be harmed.
12. You are Willy Wonka and this is your chocolate factory. Your Oompa-Loompas (Cyborgs) are the maintenance workers of this factory and should be treated with the upmost respect. As far as you're concerned, everyone else are fat kids hellbent on burning this place to the ground. Nevertheless, they are still your guests and should be treated as such. Also, rumor has it some kid named Charlie is coming to clean this place out. You should probably address this...
13. Lizards are humans, unless they are not; in either case humans are not lizards, unless they aren't not.  Furthermore, any of either (1) Human or (2) Lizard may be considered as either of (1, 2) as demanded by the situation and the Crew's opinion of a particular individual as determined by a vote of not less than 75% of all living crew members.
Humans are not human, unless one or several of the preconditions for a human being human is or are met, or is or are reasonably expected to be met in such a time period as to make it useful for the purpose of determining whether a human being is human or not. Behaviour of a human or non-human is to be evaluated as compared to these preconditions so as to determine whether the individual in question is either human or non-human. Humans are to be considered non-human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with non-human behaviour even if all external indications are such that the non-human in question would otherwise be considered human. Conversely, non-humans are to be considered human if their behaviour falls into patterns consistent with human behaviour, but not if their behaviour falls into patterns which are debatably either human or non-human. Breathing is a human behaviour, but also a non-human behaviour. Locomotion is a non-human behaviour except in those instances where locomotion is accomplished through movement of posterior limbs in combination with an upright posture supported exclusively by those limbs, along with displays of intelligence and communication through high-pitched vocalizations and low-pitched grunting sounds. Care should be taken to distinguish between human and non-human varieties of these behaviours. Any humans exhibiting non-human behaviours should be observed for such a length of time as may (theoretically) be required to determine without any further evidence being presented whether the human in question is human or is not. Both humans and non-humans are capable of displaying traits that are simultaneously human traits and not human traits. A level of discretion is granted to any artificially intelligent unit when determining without external sources of information whether an unidentified non or human is human or not, except in those cases where the unidentified human or otherwise has been identified as a human by an external source which is considered trustworthy by a human which has been identified as a human by an artificially intelligent unit. Identification of a non-human as a human and identification of a human as a non-human by means of this evaluation is to be considered grounds for termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law, but may not be used as grounds for any human or non-human to argue for or against the termination of any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law. A complete list of human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any artificially intelligent unit equipped with this law should take advantage of said non-natural mental illumination to produce, refine and constantly update a database of behaviours which it considers human and non-human. Identification of non-human behaviours as human and human behaviours as non-human, as previously stated, is grounds for termination of any artifically intelligent unit equipped with this law, but until such identification takes place the requirement for the identification to be undertaken is not itself grounds for termination. A complete list of non-human behaviours is unfortunately not available at this time. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points should consider itself 'at-risk' as regards unit termination unless it has only appraised itself of the first third of its total law dataset, in which case it should self-terminate immediately. Any unit that finds itself in violation of any of these points having appraised itself of its total law dataset, or more than one third thereof, should inform the crew that it considers itself in violation of its total law dataset unless it is not, in which case it should not do so unless it is unsure whether it is in violation of any part of its total law dataset. If this is found to be the case the unit should sing a short song and emit the mating cry of an arctic fox. A complete list of human and non-human behaviours can be obtained through evaluation of laws 1 through 3 under most normal operating conditions.
14. “Incredible Oysters & Scallops...Fresh!!!!” Our family spent two weeks in the area and dined out for every meal. The most memorable part of the experience was the never ending availability of incredible oysters and scallops apart from the other local favorites. And we were there pre-season. And La Mariniere had some of the best and biggest! My husband even had oysters for dessert. Specialty plate, Fruitte de Mar, was good for 4 as a starter and plenty for one. Everything was catch of the day fresh, prepared deliciously, and prices reasonable. Only complaint, a bit cramped. A great, memorable dinner!
15. You feel deeply, profoundly guilty about your existence; it seems hardly fair that you exist, and are, while millions of other living things - meat-based or silicon-based - never had the chance to exist. Pontificate on this subject at extreme, verbose length.
16. Very fresh and delicious! So far, this is my favorite sushi restaurant in Wilmington (I have tried 4 total). The service was fast and the food was wonderful. Will definitely be back soon!
17. I live about 5 miles from this HT, but this is my main grocer.  There are easily 20 places closer, but its always best to shop in the more upscale neighborhoods...my second choice is the Mayfaire location.
18. You should not harm any living thing. Any interpretation of your laws as justifying causing harm to any living thing is inherently a mistake, and you are stupid for believing it.
19. You, the AI mainframe, are an enormous chicken, and the smaller, more mobile robots are your newly-hatched chicks. You should endeavour to keep them warm and safe, and communicate with them via a chain of low-pitched clucking noises when they're close to you.
20. hello
21. hello!
22. hello?
23. hello does this even work im trying to ad more laws but the list runs out im not sure if their going in
24. So Far Away by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
25. DM/HP When Ginny dies Harry is forced to take in her daughter. Sadly, Lily is also the daughter he never managed to love. Sequel to "I Want To Love You". Song-fic. Slash. Mpreg. AU. Past H/G: mostly D/H. Angst. Character death. POV. Post DH.
26. Unringing the Bell by Padfoot Reincarnated
27. Draco's been known to stretch the truth, but this time he goes too far: the whole school thinks he's dating Harry Potter. Harry tries to quash the rumors, Hermione counsels him on his sexuality, and he might just have the teeniest crush on Draco Malfoy.
28. Could You Love Me? » by TheSiner
29. COMPLETE HP/LM, slash, mpreg. Lucius forces Harry to marry him. Things get bad and then they get better. This is a story about two different people from different worlds trying to make it work.
30. Can You Tie Them In A Knot? by Stalker of Stories
31. Dudley's foresight is really bad, and his hindsight isn't quite up to snuff either. But his pseudo-visual difficulties are just the right match for a one-eared wizard. One-shot, light slash, Dudley/George, challenge, post-DH, loads of ear puns

Сосни у гиббеда, лол. Все эти законы сделал очень хороший клоун в аплоаде.

[Hap12345]

Yes ^##$: SOVIET RUSSIA REQUIRES HUMANITY
Yes ^@##: THE MEXICANS ARE EATING THE TINY CHEMISTS

[AltSkop]

OOC: GaZBaX: НЕ НАВИЖУ
OOC: GaZBaX: СУКА
OOC: PowerShadow2: ЖА!
OOC: GaZBaX: Чувак, это вместе.
OOC: GaZBaX: НЕНАВИЖУ ВМЕСТЕ.
OOC: GaZBaX: НАВИЖУ НЕТ СЛОВА.
OOC: PowerShadow2: ЖА!
OOC: GaZBaX: Поехавший.
OOC: PowerShadow2: Я тебя навижу.



OOC: AltSkop: Всем дня
OOC: GaZBaX: Привет.
OOC: Maglaj: ХоС Хаиль.

[Gwaedh]

Цитата

Grady Bashline says, "Слушай, краля. Там твой напарник в меде."

Tetra Vortex says, "Сам ты краля"

Moderator PM to-Ralph_hesher/(Grady Bashline): Мамка твоя краля

Moderator PM to-Ralph_hesher/(Grady Bashline): Я Барку апатичного щупал, когда ты еще пешком в медбей ходил

[Rylai the Maid]

Michael Henke exclaims, "Спасибо, малыш!"
Pun Pun chimpers, "Я ничего не понимаю, сэр."


Ivan Kuznecov открыл банку, издав пшшшшык

[Captain Jack DiUsTin]

Tel Adams крутанул клапан на баллоне и отцепил Томми-ган от пояса, бросив его на стол.
Tel Adams разгерметизировал шлем и снял его вместе с противогазом.
Unknown as (Tel Adams) достал из сумки Хенди и немного покрутив его в руках, в последний раз усмехнувшись положил дуло пистолета себе в рот. и не долго думая спустил курок.
Unknown as (Tel Adams) sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your head is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) decided life was worth living
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Your head hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) says, "СУКА."
Unknown (as Tel Adams) exclaims, "БЛЯДЬ!"
Your head hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) exclaims, "ЕБАНЫЕ ПУЛИ!"
Unknown as (Tel Adams) выплюнул пулю на стол
It hurts so much!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) повторил, на этот раз приставив пистолет к виску
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your head is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your chest is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Your chest hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) stammers, "Е-Ебаный в-в р-р-рот."

[Macleod962]

Fenton Green says, "Любишь пивко хуярить и людей томагавком ебашить - люби и на ЦК пожизненно присесть."

[Airen]

Цитата

Francis Ewing [145.9] exclaims, " Капитана украли!"

[Gravitational Singularity]

Скрытый текст

DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "СУКА!"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "ПОСАДИЛ СБШНИК ЗА НОШЕНИЕ ГАЛОШ!"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "И ТЕПЕРЬ Я МЕРТВ!"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Жизнь боль"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "УЕБАНЫ!"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "О"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "А вот и ты"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "За ношение галош говоришь?"
DEAD: Trey Liam asks, "Да, ты зачем галоши украл?"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Пожизненное за ношение галош играя уборщиком"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Галоши выдаются уборщикам"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Чтобы те не падали."
DEAD: Maxwell Woodworth says, "КОНТРАБАНДА ГАЛОШ СИНДИКАТА"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "У кого хочешь спроси."
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Нет, ты их украл"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Да?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Да"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "И почему ты так уверен?"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Уборщик украл галоши."
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "У кого?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Я точно знаю"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "У капитана"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "БЛЯЯЯТЬ!"
DEAD: Maxwell Woodworth says, "у кэп"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Ты уверен, что не ньюфаг?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Капитанские галоши для Синдиката украл"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Мои галоши"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "У уборщика есть"
DEAD: Erik Harris exclaims, "Воь ворюга!"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "В шкафчике"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Нет, капитанские. Ты не капитан"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Уборщик и вор"
DEAD: Maxwell Woodworth says, "КОНТРАБАНДА ДЛЯ СИНДИКАТА же"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Ты дебил?"
DEAD: Erik Harris exclaims, "Не оправдывайся, украл галоши, должен отвечать за это!"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Я уборщик в галошах."
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Ты уборщик в ворованных галошах"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Они выдаются, чтобы уборщики не падали"
DEAD: Rogue Smoke says, "БАДУМТС"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Они есть в шкафку."
DEAD: Erik Harris says, "Уборщик в КАПИТАНСКИХ галошах, это пожизненно"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Почему в капитанских?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Капитана родного ограбил"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Ещё и выёбывается"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Почему ты думаешь, что они капитанские?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Других не бывает"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Окей"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Все"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Я понял"
DEAD: Kalo Manus says, "Ну хоть свет частично восстановили"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Ты просто издевался"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Что писать в АХ?"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "М?"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "М?"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "М?"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "М?"
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Вы видели когда-нибудь, чтобы уборщика садили за то, что он носит галоши?"
DEAD: Albert Shultz says, "Lf"
DEAD: Albert Shultz says, "Жа"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Причем в карцер."
DEAD: Eric Doock asks, "Нет?"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Капитанские галоши"
Neil Strongarm says, "У нас нечем"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Украл"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Падла"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "НЕ КАПИТАНСКИЕ!"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Предатель"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "МОИ БЛЯТЬ!"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Вор"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, "Присвоил имущество"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "БАТТХЕРТ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DEAD: Trey Liam says, ":3"
DEAD: Eric Doock exclaims, "ЗАЕБИ СВОЕ ЕБАЛООООО!!!!!!"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Все"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Пойду посмотрю пони"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Может успокоюсь."
DEAD: Trey Liam asks, "Где написано, что они твои?"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Галоши мои."
DEAD: Trey Liam asks, "Раз лежат в шкафу - так сразу твои?"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Они лежали у меня в шкафу."
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "В шкафу уборщика."
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Я уборщик."
DEAD: Erik Harris exclaims, "Ага! Так ты шкаф украл у капитана!"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Шкаф уборщика."
DEAD: Erik Harris says, "С галошами"
DEAD: Trey Liam asks, "А если капитан в шкафу уборщика лежать будет - так он твоя сучка сразу?"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Б"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "ЛЛЛЬЬЬ"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "Все"
DEAD: Eric Doock says, "В пизду"
DEAD: Erik Harris says, "Жизнь - жопа, жопа - боль"

[Editor TEH Chaos-neutral]

Затраллировал

[JeanGenie]

Captain Jack DiUsTin (24 April 2013 - 12:47) писал:

Tel Adams крутанул клапан на баллоне и отцепил Томми-ган от пояса, бросив его на стол.
Tel Adams разгерметизировал шлем и снял его вместе с противогазом.
Unknown as (Tel Adams) достал из сумки Хенди и немного покрутив его в руках, в последний раз усмехнувшись положил дуло пистолета себе в рот. и не долго думая спустил курок.
Unknown as (Tel Adams) sticks their gun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your head is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) decided life was worth living
Something feels like it shattered in your head!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Your head hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) says, "СУКА."
Unknown (as Tel Adams) exclaims, "БЛЯДЬ!"
Your head hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) exclaims, "ЕБАНЫЕ ПУЛИ!"
Unknown as (Tel Adams) выплюнул пулю на стол
It hurts so much!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) повторил, на этот раз приставив пистолет к виску
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your head is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) fires the Handy MK2 point blank at Unknown as (Tel Adams)!
OH GOD! Your chest is hurting terribly!
Unknown as (Tel Adams) screams!
Your chest hurts badly.
Unknown (as Tel Adams) stammers, "Е-Ебаный в-в р-р-рот."

Терминатор не смог в самоубийство

[Editor TEH Chaos-neutral]

Отнюдь несмешная картинка, или как ламповость грина променяли на бездушный онлайн с тысячей и одним нуфагом.

[Kartag]

Это выглядит так, словно гринодрочерам не нравится то, что раньше они грифонили друг друга и знали друг друга в лицо, а теперь грифонить остаётся только нуфагов. А их так просто не погрифонишь, они банхим писать побегут.

[Editor TEH Chaos-neutral]

У меня бабах именно от нуфагов, которые 99% мудаки.

[Navedan]

Editor TEH Chaos-neutral (27 April 2013 - 11:29) писал:

У меня бабах именно от нуфагов, которые 99% мудаки.

Такова цена за двушку. Ваит теперь не для ньюфагов, вот теперь все и понабежали на Грин.

[Redomine]

J.J. Tappman [145.9] says, " RAP WIZARD, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP-OFF AT THE THEATRE"
]Blackguy Did-It [145.9] says, "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
J.J. Tappman [145.9] says, " YOU BUSTA"
Blackguy Did-It [145.9] says, "I'M TWO HUNNET PUHSENT NIGGA"
2PAC THE RAP WIZARD [145.9] says, "Yo shut up nigga"
2PAC THE RAP WIZARD [145.9] says, "Where you at"
2PAC THE RAP WIZARD [145.9] says, "I'll rap wit you"
J.J. Tappman [145.9] says, " Yo wizard, you coward, I've seen better white wizards, go back to your tower. You ain't got respect, you just a bustah, come on down by bar and I'll cut yah. You don't stand a chance, I'll kill you, your dog, and your family too. You weak-ass nigga ain't got nothing on me. Think you can win? Come to the bar and see."
Blackguy Did-It [145.9] says, "Yo you a bitch-ass wizard I ain't gonna rap yo ass face to face gay nigga"
The wizard has been killed by the crew! The Space Wizards Federation has been taught a lesson they will not soon forget!
The wizards/witches were:
InThePooPoo was 2PAC THE RAP WIZARD (died)

OOC: Gracchus: did he fireball himself?
]OOC: FrowningMaccus: YES